"The Revenge of the Mosquitoes"

Over the past month I've only gotten about three mosquito bites which is a small amount compared to all my friends who were with me either in China or Daejeon, but fate would not allow me such happiness forever...

Normally there aren't any mosquitoes in my dad's apartment so I don't worry about getting bites, but for some odd reason I happened to find one while I was showering yesterday. After several minutes of hide-and-seek I killed the mosquito, we'll call him Bill, with a stinky foot towel that was in the bathroom. Having been bitten earlier that day, for the first time in weeks, I was sure that this was the culprit responsible for the act. Because this wasn't a me against mosquitoes (plural) but more of a one on one thing I tended to treat the mosquito as a fellow man. "GUILTY!... YOU ARE SENTENCED TO DEATH BY THE STINKY FOOT TOWEL!" Justice is served... I'll never know if Bill was the mosquito that bit me earlier, had he been the only one then I would have been more certain, but upon exiting the bathroom I was met by another mosquito, we'll call him Bob,(most likely Bill's brother... he came to wreak vengeance in an unjust society...)who upon meeting I immediately overcame and conquered. I smashed his entire body with a single hand crushing and killing him upon impact. Bill couldn't intimidate me, neither would his entire Mafia family that I would later meet that night. After killing a third mosquito I foolishly let my guard down as I mindlessly chatted on the computer.

In the movies I would be the rich, powerful bad guy who is above justice. In my hand I hold the law (as corrupt as I have made it) and political power that I bought with blood money...

*change scene to Mafia Family in a dimly lit room... All the family have surrounded the Godfather*
*Slams fist* "I've had enough!" shouts the immature mosquito, George, who has now taken Bill's place (Bill happened to be the top mosquito, right after the Godfather, of course). The Godfather hushes his foolish son and silently stares past the family who have come to him for instruction. He then leans forward and begins speaking. Unfortunately the scene changes again and the audience is left hanging (this is what movie-goers call "The Build Up")

*change scene to me on the computer* I'm sitting, laughing, completely oblivious to the fact that I've ruined the lives of this Mafia family having killed three of their greatest members. Ten minutes later, they've come and gone (so much for a climax) and I'm still on the computer laughing. After signing off and going to bed, I then discover seven mosquito bites... They got me... And since they did not kill me they will return later that night to bite my face... Twice.

I hate mosquitoes.